Bruise Like Tiger (A Maroon 5 “Moves Like Jagger” Parody)

Just bang on my cars
If I ain’t right
Aim for my heart
I can’t get away in my Escalade
I swear, this time I’ll behave

You called State Patrol
Should have waited
I had to go
Now I’m naked
You say I’m a frigg
My scrapes are big
I don’t give a shit
It shouldn’t be like this

Chase me down the road
I can’t escape you
Hit me with a club
And you’ll show me

You gave the bruise like Tiger
I got the bruise like Tiger
I got the bruuuuise like Tiger

I can’t try to escape you
Look into my hand, I owe you
You gave the bruise like Tiger
I got the bruise like Tiger
I got the bruuuuise like Tiger

[Verse 2]
Baby it’s hard
And it feel like you’re broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you’re with me
I make you believe
That I’ve got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to stir
But I’m shifting gears
I’ll take it from here
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Chase me down the road
I can’t escape you
Hit me with a club
And you’ll show me

You gave the bruise like Tiger
I got the bruise like Tiger
I got the bruuuuise like Tiger