Meth is everywhere.  Boys, girls, men, women, children, teenagers, and everyone in between seem to be exploring meth making, meth dealing, meth doing, and all things meth.

Stop the madness.  If you don’t end up dead, you will at least end up in jail.

Say “No” to meth, Say “Yes” to math.

Math won’t make your teeth fall out.  If they do, you got yourself parts for your abacus.

Math won’t make you steal from your family, unless subtraction is now considered stealing.

Meth may help with your chemistry homework, but math may be of greater benefit.  I don’t think ammonia, bleach, Sudafed or Mentos (active ingredients of meth) can be found on the periodic table.  Without math, you could never figure out the atomic abundance of any isotopes.  Try it.

As Barbie once said “Math is hard”, but at least math doesn’t give you welts on the skin or paranoid delusions.  If math causes these side effects you better call Sylvan learning center.

Math is so much better than meth.  Don’t be fooled by the glamorous mug shoots of boys, girls, men, women, children, teenagers caught meth making, meth dealing, meth doing, or all things meth.

Meth will help with fractions, as more than half your life will be screwed by this concoction.  The other half of your life will be en route to F’ville soon.

If faced with long division without a calculator in a life or death situation, I guess I would probably choose meth over math.  Do what’s right for you.

For me and my love of arithmetic, I would choose math over meth 6/5’s of the time (except long division without a calculator).