I’m dreaming of a WIC Christmas

Just like the ones the ghetto kids always know

where there’s ample nutrition

but the presents are missin’

a stocking is whats on my toe

I’m dreaming of a WIC Christmas

with every bowl of Kix I eat

eight gallons of milk is my treat

plenty of rice and cheese but no meat

*WIC provides Federal grants to States for supplemental foods, health care referrals, and nutrition education for low-income pregnant, breastfeeding, and non-breastfeeding postpartum women, and to infants and children up to age five who are found to be at nutritional risk.